tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
you know it’s a good friendship when you actually sit down and establish that you’re best friends and sign a contract while having a lawyer present
why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
If I’m dating you, you don’t need to get jealous of other people. I am with you, only you. If you ever think I’m flirting with other people, I’m not. There’s a reason why I chose you and only you. I only want you, no one else. You are mine. I am yours.