I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you. unknown (via tidesss)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via brengmedehorizon)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i love bjs in the morning

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(via homos3xuw3ll)

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin, via ryuukensu)

totallyfubar:

childishsereno:

HOW IS THERE A GIF IN THIS SCREENSHOT I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE

Do you really think a screen shot is powerful enough to stop Beyonce from flipping her hair?

ofstrider:

*thinks of cute person* *smushes face into pillow* *melts*

(via struongyo)

Do me a favor and get in my bed and cuddle me all night. (via thedifference67)

(via alldykedout)

I want to kiss you so hard that you will never be able to get the taste of me out of your mouth. (via the-psycho-cutie)

(via alldykedout)

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

(via magical-swag-cats)

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

universul:

why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem

(Source: universul, via magical-swag-cats)

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